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No, I’m not pregnant…

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To be honest with you guys, it’s way to easy to nag… And it’s boring, that’s why I’m not bloging that much which instead makes me bored. I need to find the golden middle rode in this question O.O But I think that it’s better for the world not to hear about me being angry all the time. Like, who the fuck wanna listen to that?! So instead I’m going to tell about my upcoming plans!

Everyone knows I’m boring, so I need stuff to do. I had this marvellous plan, that I was supposed to be right in the middle of now but that will have to wait till my shoulder gets better… But anyway, I can do half of it now any ways. I’m going to stop eating dairy products completely. My tummy don’t like it and I look pregnant. Not really my style… And not that sexy when I tell every one “I’m not pregnant, I’m just lactose intolerant or some stuff like that! …Wait, I have to fart…”.
The second part of my big plan is to get on my training again because I’ve been lazy and totally neglected everything like that for some time. It’s easy to do when nothing fun happens in your life. You gets in a sort of mode where you just walk around doing nothing and glare at people like some creepy old man. All I’ve done is finding funny pictures on sites like 9gag and farmed zits… And hurt my arm… And played with my cats that are now with me, just as my budgies are.

Elsa and Torsten, my cats... Sleeping

They seem to like it here, though Elsa’s a bit bitchy but she always is in some degree… At least she’s still sleeping next to me in the mornings O.O If not, I would be scared. Erik on the other hand is going insane step by step, but that’s part of the process when living with animals. (The yellow budgy, Zapdos, get psychotic attacks in the middle of the night sometimes and scream like fuck… And the cats doesn’t wanna use there scratching board… They use other stuff instead… I hate(love) them to right now.)

The other parts of my master plan is that I’m going to learn to sew… I know, I’ve said this since I was like 15 but by hell it’s time to actually lift my ass and do it. It’s only been like… 7 years since I was 15 …Holy fuck, I’m getting old O.O That’s a fact by the way because I’m one of those saying “during my time”, “when I was your age” and “wtf is up with kids these days?!?!”.
But anyway, I’ve been flouting around internet a bit now and figured that now is the time to learn to sew. I wanna learn to do pretty stuff. Pretty according to me… Me who switch stile three times a day… But anyway ^^ If I learn to sew I can be like that and satisfy all my clothing needings. Accept for shoes, but I have to big feet for them anyway… My training shoes are designed for men :C But they look nice and are not pink! They are black and orange, much better than pink.

But now it’s sleepy time! Night on you folks!