Fluffy Monsters, Birthdays and other random Stuff!

It’s my Birthday soon :D Happy Birthday to meeeee!!! Well…. Its in a week and two days, my birthdays is the 15th (and don’t you forget!). But besides that I don’t have much big thing to tell, but some smaller things! Yeay!

1. My old dermal piercing is almost healed :O It’s really nice, but when I come to think if it it’s almost a month since it was removed so it ain’t that odd… Right now it looks like a healing zit that some one squeezed even though you shouldn’t, but screw that because I… plan on being pimply my entire life -_-”
2. I’ve decided to start drawing again, which is rather huge for me due to the fact that I’ve hardly even touched a pen the last couple of months (a lot of months) O.O
3. I’ve ordered some beauties from Shiro Cosmetics, my third order ever. It’s now my favorite make up brand and I fantasize about them during nights… Lupus, don’t get jealous…
4. Next week I’ll finally fill out the forms for Försäkringskassan (it’s an insurance, all Swedes has it), and hope they’ll wet themselves in excitement  over all energi I’ve spent due to them and that they will take pity of me and give me money… Most likely that won’t happen, but I can still wish.

Snart är det min födelsedag :D Grattis till miiiiig!!! Eller ja… om en vecka och 2 dagar, fyller år den 15 (och jag tänker inte låta någon glömma det). Dock har jag inte så mycket annat stort att tala om, men en del roliga småsaker! Yeay!

1. Min fd dermalpiercing har nästan läkt klart :O Det är ganska nice, men när jag tänker efter är det nästan en månad sedan jag tog bort den så är inte så konstigt… Men just nu ser den ut som en läkande finne som man varit snygg nog att klämma fast att man inte ska det men det skiter jag i för jag… planerar att vara finnig resten av mitt liv… -_-”
2. Jag har bestämt mig för att börja skissa och teckna igen, vilket är ganska stort för mig då jag knappt rört vid pennor alls de senaste (många) månaderna O.O
3. Min tredje beställning evva är gjord hos Shiro Cosmetiscs, som jag älskar och fantiserar om på nätterna… Lupus, sluta vara svartsjuk…
4. Nästa vecka ska jag äntligen fylla i papper till allas älskade FK, och hoppas på att dom skiter på sig i lycka över all energi jag spenderat pga dom och att de då tycker synd om mig och vill ge mig pengar… Kommer troligen inte ske, men man kan ju önska.

Trosten has started to get a tummy ^^ My little fluffy monster!
Torsten har även börjat få en mage ^^ Mitt lilla fluffmonster!

Elsa is f*cking Torstens f*ck

Torsten was at the vet today to… you know… snip snip *make scissor movements with fingers*. He seems to be totally fine with it, but Elsa is freaking out O.O She’s all like “WFT dude! Who in hell are you?! IM GOING TO KILL YOU TILL YOU DIE!!!” Why is my little baby doing that? :C I don’t get it! She seems to have no freaking idea of who Torsten is any more, and they have been friends since I bought her home as a kitten… Ok, I’ve got a mental brainblockfartshit and can’t remember how long I’ve lived in Västerås. Creepy, I know. It happens rather often I’m afraid. But anyway! My poor kitties :C

Ps; I’ve checked some old pictures, seems like I moved here 2 years ago O.O only two years?! And I thought Elsa was 3 years old. Well, I’ll be damned. But I have a theory of why this is happening… I always think that I’ll be 23 this summer, bit in fact I’m just turning 22! I blame all the old people I know, they give me bad influence about hiding my age… But doesn’t that mean I should be telling everyone I’m 11?

No, I’m not pregnant…

To be honest with you guys, it’s way to easy to nag… And it’s boring, that’s why I’m not bloging that much which instead makes me bored. I need to find the golden middle rode in this question O.O But I think that it’s better for the world not to hear about me being angry all the time. Like, who the fuck wanna listen to that?! So instead I’m going to tell about my upcoming plans!

Everyone knows I’m boring, so I need stuff to do. I had this marvellous plan, that I was supposed to be right in the middle of now but that will have to wait till my shoulder gets better… But anyway, I can do half of it now any ways. I’m going to stop eating dairy products completely. My tummy don’t like it and I look pregnant. Not really my style… And not that sexy when I tell every one “I’m not pregnant, I’m just lactose intolerant or some stuff like that! …Wait, I have to fart…”.
The second part of my big plan is to get on my training again because I’ve been lazy and totally neglected everything like that for some time. It’s easy to do when nothing fun happens in your life. You gets in a sort of mode where you just walk around doing nothing and glare at people like some creepy old man. All I’ve done is finding funny pictures on sites like 9gag and farmed zits… And hurt my arm… And played with my cats that are now with me, just as my budgies are.

They seem to like it here, though Elsa’s a bit bitchy but she always is in some degree… At least she’s still sleeping next to me in the mornings O.O If not, I would be scared. Erik on the other hand is going insane step by step, but that’s part of the process when living with animals. (The yellow budgy, Zapdos, get psychotic attacks in the middle of the night sometimes and scream like fuck… And the cats doesn’t wanna use there scratching board… They use other stuff instead… I hate(love) them to right now.)

The other parts of my master plan is that I’m going to learn to sew… I know, I’ve said this since I was like 15 but by hell it’s time to actually lift my ass and do it. It’s only been like… 7 years since I was 15 …Holy fuck, I’m getting old O.O That’s a fact by the way because I’m one of those saying “during my time”, “when I was your age” and “wtf is up with kids these days?!?!”.
But anyway, I’ve been flouting around internet a bit now and figured that now is the time to learn to sew. I wanna learn to do pretty stuff. Pretty according to me… Me who switch stile three times a day… But anyway ^^ If I learn to sew I can be like that and satisfy all my clothing needings. Accept for shoes, but I have to big feet for them anyway… My training shoes are designed for men :C But they look nice and are not pink! They are black and orange, much better than pink.

But now it’s sleepy time! Night on you folks!